Autofellatio, is it an art form lost to the ages? Or is it on the edge of a burgeoning new Renaissance of sexual pleasure. Now, I fully understand, many men may ponder, “What is autofellatio?” I’m glad you asked! It is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. Although this act is thought of as an urban legend, it is indeed physically possible for men who are exceptionally flexible, well-endowed or a combination of the two.
The history of autofellatio is most certainly one of great interest, and obvious creepiness. Egyptologist David Lorton says that many ancient texts refer to autofellatio within the religion of Egypt, both in the realm of the gods and among the followers performing religious rituals. According to Lorton, in the Papirus Bremner-Rhind 28, 20–24, in a document called "Book of Overthrowing Apophis", there is a poem narrating how the sun god Ra had created the god Shu and goddess Tefnut by fellating himself and spitting out his own semen onto the ground. In ancient Egyptian texts this act is usually performed by god Atum, and most texts depict only the spitting of the semen or only the masturbation, but not boths things together.
Obviously, few men possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary “frontbend”. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologists Craig Bartle and Alfred Charles Kinsey reported that fewer than 1% of males can successfully orally contact their own penis and that only 2 or 3 men in a thousand could perform a full autofellatio. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.
So, in short, the ability to go down on oneself depends on three crucial variables: a) spinal flexibility, b) spinal length and c) dick length. Of these three variables, spinal flexibility is probably the most important. To fellate myself, one would need a dick at least 12 inches long, assuming they were of average flexibility. Guys with 12 inch dicks are fewer than one-in-a-million but I'm willing to bet that even accounting for exaggeration, the proportion of self-suckers is higher than that. Some guys just have a naturally flexible spine. There are contortionists out there who can lick their balls and scratch their ears with their hind legs. I've seen pictures of guys who can deep-throat themselves. It is in no way pretty but it is damn impressive. Most successful self-suckers, however, probably have some combination of all three variables, although logically any one (in the extreme) would be enough. Ron Jeremy, the legendary porn star (aka "the Hedgehog") may not have been able to lock his knees behind his head (and if he could I sure wouldn't want to see it) but he's short, sports a ten-inch dick and in his case that's all it takes. Likewise there are no doubt guys out there with dicks of such length that they can't bend down to pick up a pen without poking themselves in the eye.
But with sufficient practice, possibly months, probably years, you should at some point, (assuming no deficiency in the other two variables) be able to at least give it a lick. You may even, depending on your starting point, be able to perform a meaningful act. Now I personally can't imagine ever being able to actually enjoy the act of auto-fellatio. I certainly can't imagine sucking myself to orgasm, but guys do it; or at least they claim to. Part of the problem in my view is that the discomfort of the position would surely obliterate any erotic notions I could work up. Then there's the problem with the tongue. It's on the wrong side. The most sensitive part of the penis is the frenulum, located just below the glands on the front of the penis. A similar problem exists with the 69 position. The only effective stimulation available is head bobbing, which is fine... I'm not about to come down negatively on head-bobbing, but when your legs are over your head and your spine is folded like a lawn chair, having to "bob" yourself to orgasmic suck-cess just seems like too much work. And what happens when you achieve the pinnacle as it were? You go to have a plan, buddy. Do you spit... or do you swallow?
Is auto-fellatio for you? Well, that will depend to some extent on your natural talent but mostly on your ability to keep your eye on the prize. Some guys want to circumnavigate the globe. Others aspire to be the 2000th guy to climb Mount Everest. There are greater and lesser goals to be sure, but if your dream is to plant a kiss on ol' glory, then God speed gentleman and take care.
www.shewhowatches.com is where I learned... You know, I was under the impression that only 1% of guys could autofellate. Of course, anyone who's looked into it can see there's no real info on it, just speculation and silly jokes. It's real, because I tried for a while with no success. But later I found someone who wrote an entire "how to" on the subject, a complete manual! Autofellatio is a mystery & impossible, until you get instructions: i found the only Manual with every bit of information you'll need at www.shewhowatches.com. It's the most fulfilling thing I've found when i want to "do my own thing", or when my gf is out. I can tell you that I can do it as well as any of my gf's have in the past.
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